Shock Collar
What will happen if I shock my testicles with an electric dog collar?
Last night at a party I let my friends wife shock my nuts with an electric dog shock collar (on the highest setting) for $70. After it happened I felt dizzy and my nose started bleeding. Should I go to the Dr? Will I still be able to have kids someday?
Shocking your balls will hurt, but you’re not necessarily screwed. However, having sex immediately after having your balls shocked can have an interesting reward. You see, if you shock your balls, the sperm inside can hold onto the electric charge for approximately 18 hours. If the electrified sperm makes it into the egg, the electricity will have no way out and will be contained indefinitely. The stored electricity rushes through the developing fetus, altering molecular composition. As long as the baby survives birth, it will have the ability to wield electricity! Cool, huh?
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Shock Collar $10.00 Turn the collar up to 8This product is manufactured on demand using CD-R recordable media. Amazon.com’s standard return policy will apply…. |
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Remote Collar Training for Pet Owners DVD $40.00 This DVD is 2 hours 45 minutes and teaches pet owners how to safely and effectively train their dogs with low level stimulation from a remote trainer. The video is not brand specific. In other words, it does not matter what brand or model of electric collar you own. I will show you how to determine the level of stimulation fits your dogs temperament with the collar that you have chosen to train … |
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Training Your Pet with the Electric Collar – The Soft Collar Method for All Breeds $89.00 This Dog Training video shows how to teach your dog the 3 most important commands and be in control: SIT, HERE, NO. To accomplish this Bill will teach you how to use the electric collar, using his “Soft Collar” method = an electronic signal between you and your dog. Consecutive training sessions are with a yr old 1/2 Jack Russell. “Tilly” has never been worked before the camera started shooti… |
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